Finger Amputations for Football?

As usual, one thing leads to another, and I end up reading about something rather odd or unusual.  In this case, I somehow ended up reading about how amputations; yes, amputations have been requested by certain sports athletes.  Sometimes to chronic pain, and sometimes just enable them to continue professional sporting careers after injuries.  At first, this seems like a bizarre practice; coming from a musician's standpoint anyway; fingers are important!  Yet, apparently Australian footballers such as Brett Backwell, Daniel Chick, Jone Tawake, and NFL player Ronnie Lott have all had procedures done of this service  Removing a digit to keep playing... That's definitely dedication...

Awkward Moments in Public Washrooms

Washrooms are generally an uneventful place, but at times they can be somewhat awkward.  As a high school student, I worked at The Bay in the Oshawa Centre, and apparently its washroom had developed quite a reputation throughout the previous twenty years.  Customers for some reason felt the need to explain to me about the “activities” that apparently went on in there.  I recall one old man saying to me “You know, twenty years ago, if you came into this store and headed straight into the men’s washroom, you’d be looked upon with great suspicion”.  He then proceeded to explain his bafflement as to why men would do “that” with plenty of women around; poor logic, but oh well.  There was also a sign outside the washroom that read “illegal activity in washrooms is strictly prohibited”.  One day two women walked by it and one and remarked “Too many gays”.  Interesting attitudes, considering this was only about ten years ago.  Keeping in mind that this was in Oshawa, the sign could have been referring to drug use, but people seemed to find the first more interesting and worthy of gossip, considering "cottaging" has been a taboo activity dating back centuries; ironically popularized recently by social conservative US senator Larry Craig.  

I personally saw nothing strange while working there for four years; only hearing from one of the maintenance workers that apparently one of the “regulars” that wandered our store each day got his head stuck under the sink while trying to get a drink, and also proceeded to beg an off-duty police officer for change (with his pants down).  This story didn’t surprise me that much.  The guy looked like Jon Bon Jovi if he’d been dragged behind the tour bus for a few blocks, and with looks aside, he did some odd things like stand and stare into the security camera for up to ten minutes straight at times, or start small fires in other parts of the mall.  The head in the sink part, I just find humourous for some odd reason.

This brings me to my next point about washrooms; urinal etiquette.  This topic has come up a few times recently for some reason.  As a guy, public washrooms can be somewhat of an awkward place when urinals come into play.  As I was explaining to someone recently, if there are three urinals in a washroom, the common thing to do is to leave one in between yourself and the other patron.  If this is not possible, displaying proper etiquette would be to simply use the stall.  Friends who I’ve discussed this with also agreed with this system.  It has nothing to do with being homophobic, it’s just sort of an unwritten rule about the men's washroom and personal space.

Now if someone deviates from these rules, it’s not a big deal really.  The only reason I’m posting this is due to some rather odd instances I’ve encountered by those who don’t conform to these rules.  The first instance being at the Hunt Club Royal Oak pub in Ottawa.  In the middle of a night of drinking, I went into the washroom and had a rather odd and almost intimidating character come up and use the urinal right beside me.  I had previously seen this individual when I first entered the pub.  He donned a black eye patch; with the aesthetics of a Jack Sparrow or Captain Hook.  Feeling a little awkward, and purposely trying not to pay attention to his theatrical-looking eye patch, I froze, and couldn’t “go” so to speak.  Then, things got even more uncomfortable.  He turned and looked at me, already demonstrating poor etiquette and remarked “You got a plug in that dick?  Piss and get it over with”.  I was speechless; almost in disbelief  He then proceeded to leave the washroom (I don’t recall him washing his hands either…)  As I came back to my table to continue drinking, I suppose I had an odd look on my face, and my roommate proceeded to grill me on what happened.  He said “You have no poker face, something happened in that washroom”.  So I had to then explain my encounter with the uh “Eye Patch Guy”.  Eye patch or not, this guy was  totally inappropriate!

The second awkward situation was also in Ottawa at The Cock and Lion pub on Sparks Street.  I was standing at a urinal once again, and a rather intoxicated patron came to the corresponding urinal (unfortunately there were no partitions this time either) and proceeds to say to me “Nice penis”… Once again, I was speechless, and don’t recall giving any sort of response.  Whether he was joking or serious, looked or didn’t look, that was kind of out of line.  Then, when I returned to my table, his friends and my friends were somehow involved in a conversation of some medium, so much for getting away.  Seriously, I’ve seen this sort of stuff in movies, but didn’t think that it actually happens in “Real Life”.  Let’s not exempt stalls though either, they can create awkwardness too.  Recently, when I tried using one of those, the first one was bolted shut (for unknown reasons), and someone was taking forever in the other.  Then, finally the door opened, and not one but two large guys exited, very casually.  I’m still not sure how that stall accommodated two large people, but they can also fit twenty in a Volkswagen, so....  Still, I’ve yet to see anyone shooting up in a washroom, so maybe I really haven't seen that much oddness.

My Recollections of 2010

So 2010 has now come and gone, and I still don’t know how to describe this past year.  Maybe disastrous is the proper descriptive, but I’m not sure.  In the past year I lost a number of friends, some sadly due to tragic circumstances, others due to hostility for reasons that still puzzle me.  I saw the dissolution of my role in three bands; I quit the first one when they became a little too “mean” for my tastes.  The second, I was told, booted me out while I was away at a friends funeral (Yet, oddly, I’m still invited to their shows), and the third seemed to sadly just fizzle out no matter what I tried.  I also saw some of the greatest occurrences of “Murphy’s Law” in the largest concert I was involved in last summer.  It kind of seems that nothing went particularly well!  This also led to me almost question my dedication to music at this age, but then I realized that I really don't have much else at the same level that's "fulfilling", "satisfying" or "engaging", or basically that I enjoy doing on a personal level, so I accepted the failures and decided that I have to carry on.

 I’m trying to remember some positives, but it’s been tough.  When someone asked me about a month ago what I looked forward to in the future, I was totally stumped.  I recall only being able to say dinner, and finishing off the stack of books that I was reading.  I feel that many of my previous goals that I put much stock into are back to square one as of late.

With all this said, I hope that I’ve at least acquired some wisdom of some sort from all these experiences, regardless of how small.  I suppose that the biggest lesson I’ve learned throughout the past year is that if I want to do something, I’ll likely have to do it by myself.  In the past, I used to do everything with friends or acquaintances (I have many of those; I know many people, but not many people well), whether it be traveling, concerts, discovering new things, etc.  But it seems that if I still followed that premise these days, I’d sit around all day, and really experience very little.  I’ve always had a shaky confidence in people, but throughout the past year, I’ve seemed to more openly embrace the idea of doing everything independently, which although not as fun, hasn’t been that bad with the exception of the Halloween attempted-mugging incident.  Even that evening wasn't all bad, and I'm glad that I went out instead of staying inside like I used to.  I find that some of the most memorable experiences that I've had over the past year have been when I've thrown myself into something totally foreign or unfamiliar.  As one of my friends once told me, life is about stories.  Stories may also be called adventures, misadventures, or even awkward moments, depending on how they they come about, but either way, I consider them a positive thing to have.     

I’ve also tried to be a more open person, which I’ve definitely found to be a double-edged sword.  It’s much better to embrace what you’re passionate about, but merely having an opinion or just doing as you please without censorship around others seems be toxic to some relationships in the oddest of ways.  I suppose all the time I’ve spent locked away reading strange books may have gone to my head, but on a positive note, I’ve probably read more books in the last year than I can recall in ages.  I've actually come to enjoy just going to a coffee shop by myself to read.  A few years ago, that really wasn't my idea of a good time :P

As for 2011, it looks pretty hazy at the moment, but I’m hoping to work harder, be less distracted, and avoid the shortcomings that led to the failures of 2010.  I’m still not sure if and how this is possible, but hopefully I’ll stumble onto something.

Some Disturbing Observations About Google's Autofill Search Function

With the recent GLBT suicides in the media, this really caught me off guard when doing a simple Google search the other day.  I find the search autofill feature helpful sometimes, and an outright annoyance in other instances.  I can't even count how many terrible human beings from my past that Facebook has displayed through their version of this feature that you couldn't pay me enough to have any contact with whatsoever.  Anyway, what really bothers me is that I was searching for information pertaining to setting up a webstore/business, and I merely typed in "Easiest way to", and suddenly Google filled it in with "kill oneself".  Obviously, this came as a shock, and it also greatly concerns me; not does this probably mean that it's a popular search, which is troubling in its own right, but it almost seems that something this unthinkable is being inadvertently promoted through the search engine.  The last thing that anyone needs to pop up in any search is a list of results of this manner,  I know that America is very adamantly opposed to censorship, but this is nonetheless a problem I see.  About a year and a half ago, I had an uncle that took his own life, and I can help but wonder if he was one of those who had that search.  As great as I believe the internet to be, it definitely has its darker aspects.  I just hope recent positive efforts such as the "It Gets Better" project can counter such influence.   

An attempted Mugging?

It seems that by this point in life, quite a few people I’ve known have experienced robbery or mugging of some medium.  I’ve had friends robbed while working in stores, and even my sister had some that punched her in the stomach and attempted to snatch her purse while in Brussels.  Although I’ve been a victim of theft on a number of occasions, I’ve considered myself lucky to not actually be held up.  I had a rather odd experience however, on my way home on the subway on Halloween this year.

I didn’t feel like sticking around home for Halloween, and no one was interested in doing anything, so I decided to check out the block party at Church and Wellesley for something to do.  That part was rather uneventful.  I checked out the sights, had some drinks and headed home around 12:30am.  I tend to walk everywhere, and avoid transit if I can, but since I was running behind, I decided to catch the subway about one stop from Union Station.  Since it was Halloween, the clerk said not to worry about the fee, and I proceeded to head towards the stairs.

This is where things began to get a little strange.  On my way to the stairs, I was accosted by an odd-looking character with what looked to be a pathetic attempt at Skeletor face paint.  He started asking me a bunch of questions, trying to block my way to the stairs.  I initially tried to talk, but he was not only blocking my path, but asking a bunch of irrelevant questions, so I pushed by and went downstairs.  Since the clerk did not take my money for the fare, I still had a five-dollar bill in my hand.  This individual, who proceeded to follow me down the steps saw this money, and then asked “How much you got?”, while attempting to pull the bill out of my hand. 

In my head, I was thinking about how ridiculous this was, so without hesitation, I pulled the money back, and basically said “Uh no, this isn’t how it works.”  The guy seemed angered and now went on to say “I was trying to be nice… Do you know who I am?”  I simply said “No…”  He then edged closer, and rolled up his sleeves, and repeated his mantra once again “Do you know who I am?”.  Once again, I told him I had no idea who he was, or thought he was.  With this said, things were getting fairly tense, and I wasn’t quite sure what to do.  Growing up, I had to defend myself physically fairly often; sometimes on a daily basis from various people I had the misfortune of attending school with, so I was prepared to get physical.  Although, carrying a heavy backpack after a night of drinking probably wouldn’t help my odds.

Finally, I had enough and went back to the clerk, and said that this guy was trying to mug me.  The clerk basically just chewed the guy out, yelling “What’s wrong with you!”  They then told me that due to the late hours on Halloween, the police probably wouldn’t bother to come, so I went back downstairs.  The guy whom I’ll just call “Skeletor” at this point was now on the opposite side of the tracks, and began whining like a ten year old child, “Why did you rat me out?  You pussy!”  He then began to climb off the platform to the tracks with the train coming momentarily, so I reported the guy once again.  He finally went back onto the platform, and endlessly whined and complained to the clerk that I “ratted” him out rather than give him my money.  Maybe there’s a new logic here I’m missing? 

Anyway, I actually missed my bus home after this incident, but luckily the driver saw me chasing it down and stopped.  This evening could have ended worse, I suppose; I didn’t get into a physical altercation and/or lose any money, but an obvious word to the wise, be careful when you’re traveling by yourself at that hour.

My usual Goth/Emo Halloween/Fancy Dress look...  (Taken at Union Station, Toronto)

First Post...

So this is my first post here, which I'll use as an introduction of sorts.  Basically, this blog will contain many strange stories of my existence, as well as some of my opinions and thoughts about various subjects and events that I come across.  Feel free to subscribe, follow, comment, etc.  This is all new to me, so it should be fun...